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• How to Nigga-rig Anything for the Low-Low


• How to Pay Yo’ MasterCard Off With Yo’ Visa.


• How To Live Large on Food Stamps, Section 8, and WIC Checks... [oh, yes – it’s fo’ real!]

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• How to Key Yo’’ Baby Daddy's New Girlfriend Cah without Her Cousin NeNe Finding Out (complete with 6 different key-art designs)


• Pimpin’ Made Easy - Why It Truly Isn't Any Fun If the Homies Have None

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• Find out which color Kool-Aid you should drink your Chitlins and Hog Maw Sampler &…


• 100 Different Uses for the Bacon Grease Jar on the Stove

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